It's an art-house sci-fi film with too little going on, like "Solaris" as a slow-mo Hallmark card. But “Spaceman,” it’s my grim duty to report, is a glum and meandering sci-fi fairy tale of a movie.

Jeffrey Speicher is a Senior Features Writer and List Writer for Collider. He is a screenwriter for film and television, with a passion for science fiction and psychological drama. He lives in Dallas, ...